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Update on library ban

Omaha (AP)  In a surprise move, the Omaha Public Library website was updated on late Monday night to reflect that one copy of Jack and Noah’s Big Day has been ordered for its collection.  The one copy will be shared amongst the library’s twelve branches.  The exact arrival date is unknown, but overnight a line of people formed outside the Millard branch at the 13214 Westwood Lane.  When asked if he wanted to be first in line to check out the book, Tom Ferret replied, “Heck, yes.  By waiting in line for up to a week, I’ll be able to get thes $9.99 book for free.  That’s totally worth getting fired from my job, losing my girlfriend and risking frostbite.”

The one copy is now available for reservations on the OPL’s website.

In a late press release, Slagle thanked his three fans, and indicated that this was just what he needed to justify wasting a ridiculous amount of time on the 20 Days of Stupid. 

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